Melloman, as featured on Tara Busch's smash hit Motorcrash.
It's like a Mellotron but the tapes are thinner, it has more wow, more flutter, more tape hiss. And there's only one of them. In the whole damn world.
Coming to an App Store near you in 2010 - Melloman, the App. Just 99c.
Because an idea this good shouldn't be owned by one man alone.
*yes, we know Motorcrash wasn't a chart smash - but in our preferred parallel universe, where quality is the only thing that counts, it busted the charts to bits.